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I’ve Got More Rolls Than A Bakery

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I sit here gloomily, staring at the rolls.  The rolls not on my plate, but on my stomache.  I haven’t worked out in months, so I can only blame myself, but I am too tired to even think about exercising.  Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t eat out so much.  Or maybe my hours of looking at Bakerella and The Pioneer Woman are magically appearing in my midsection.

One thing that pushes my buttons is when my hubby says “Well why don’t you just exercise?”  EXCUSE ME. Have you ever heard of the “second shift?”  It is when a mother goes to work (or even stays at home) and when the husband comes home, it seems he gets to rest and us mothers have to cook dinner, clean the house, get the kids ready for bed, so on so forth… you know the drill.

Well, I am going to push my fatigue aside, and guarantee you I will one day look like this.

fit-woman

…. except I may have to find those boobs elsewhere.

I’m starting…. tomorrow?


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  1. Hmmm, I think I could get everything in the picture too! I am going to get back on it after the big move next week! I have the upper, but I could use some help on the lower, is there a doctor in the house? LOL

    Thanks

  2. Great post, my friend! I love it when you look at the title and the picture and think the post is about that subject and then it switches to a tied-in topic! Good job!

  3. Nobody REALLY looks like that — it’s all fake and airbrush!! Tell your hubby HE should exercise!! We all love you no matter how you look…. Have a great week.

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